Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so let's talk penis.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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