what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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