also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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