i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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