thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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