So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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