I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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