I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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