Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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