how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I need to wash the frat house off of me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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