Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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