So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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