Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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