its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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