Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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