She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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