The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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