Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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