ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
