My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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