i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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