Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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