just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we're making bets on your personal life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize
