I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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