I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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