Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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