my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What a dumb baby whore.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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