she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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