Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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