Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I can't turn off my feet"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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