Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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