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matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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