He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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