I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me too!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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