Apparently you make a good broom.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
