either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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