so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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