so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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