Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she told me i tasted like america
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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