I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The Olympian is in my bed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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