he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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