He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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