It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I want to fling myself into the sun
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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