Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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