when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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