thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it's like iHOP with fire
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
