Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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