community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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