the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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