that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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