ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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